Wireless Break Throughs on April 1st (And 4/1st only)

First, free broadband access through local municipal sewage lines (A.K.A toilets) for the pigeon cluster search company:

In case you don't have a bathroom at home, don't worry. There is the more widely applicable RFC that transmits IP packets through Semaphore Flag Signaling System (A.K.A hand waving signals), try speaking "Hi" to your neighbour like this:

           SFS        0     __0      \0      |0
                     /||      ||      ||      ||
                     / \     / \     / \     / \
                      A       B       C       D
           IP-SFS    0x00    0x01    0x02    0x03
           -----------------------------------------
           SFS        0/      0__     0     __0
                     ||      ||      ||\     /|
                     / \     / \     / \     / \
                      E       F       G       H
           IP-SFS    0x04    0x05    0x06    0x07
           -----------------------------------------
           SFS       \0      |0__     0|      0/
                     /|       |      /|      /|
                     / \     / \     / \     / \
                      I       J       K       L
           IP-SFS    0x08    0x09    0x0A    0x0B
           -----------------------------------------
           SFS        0__     0     _\0     __0|
                     /|      /|\      |       |
                     / \     / \     / \     / \
                      M       N       O       P
           IP-SFS    0x0C    0x0D    0x0E    0x0F

              Figure 3: IP-SFS Data Signals.